Esoteric: Archive

Jealous and paranoid, yes.

murdergrey: When some bitch posted on his wall and I’m like So I check on the bitch’s profile. Her wall, info, pictures, etcetera. Then I realized I’m prettier than her and I’m like Guilty as charged.

Dec 30th

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“There’s more to a human being than one drunken mistake.”

– happymonsters

Dec 30th

Dec 29th

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Amazing.: Abbey's 1500 followers giveaway →

artistic-dreams: I promised myself to have a giveaway as soon as I reach 1,500, so here it is! I’m giving away a travel notebook, a mini box of travel cards, and a print of my work entitled “Oh, Alice!”. In order to be qualified for this giveaway, you must: be from the Philippines. follow me on Tumblr…

Dec 29th

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Dec 29th

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Dec 29th

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When you order at Starbucks..

“Name please.” “World Peace.” “One Skinny Vanilla Latte for World Peace!”

Dec 29th

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When you order at Starbucks..

“Name please.” “Ever.” “One Skinny Vanilla Latte for Ever!”

Dec 29th

Gutom ako.

To the max. Pero walang food. /wrist

Dec 27th

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Dec 27th

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Dec 27th

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Dec 26th

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Dec 26th

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Oh.

The things people say just to get thousands of notes in their posts. Tsk.

Dec 26th

Dec 25th

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Day 4, Your Views On Religion.

kidaokagee: It’s the twenty-fourth of December and people are celebrating the date people believe to be the birth of Jesus. How very timely. I said it before and I’m going to leave it here now: Religion is like a penis… It’s fine to have one. It’s fine to be proud of it. But don’t whip it out in public and start waving it around, and please don’t try to shove it down my children’s throat. ...

Dec 25th

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Dec 24th

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Maligayang Pasko Sa Inyong Lahat!

aleksxclusive: pinoytumblr: (via aleksxclusive) Both are Aleksxclusive Copyright, but of free for use and reblogging and liking and things. haha. :)

Dec 23rd

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Dec 23rd

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Dec 22nd

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Dec 22nd

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I found this kind of dress that i’ve been looking for for quite some time now. I told myself i’d be back in a few minutes to look for more styles. When I came back after 10 minutes, the dress was gone. IT WAS THE LAST ONE! D:

Dec 22nd

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Dec 21st

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“..he brought a squash and a piece of wood, then slammed each with a knife to...”

– Have A Little Faith by Mitch Albom

Dec 21st

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Dec 20th

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I just want you to break up with me.

Dec 20th

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Would you like us to assign someone to butter your...

thekidsnotmyson: RYAN REYNOLDS! You make me drool! :L

Dec 19th

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typical guy.

Boy: I broke up with her.
His Best Friend: What happened?
Boy: She’s just too much for me.
His Best Friend: What makes you say that? What did she do wrong?
Boy: Well, for one.. She only cared about her appearance. Always had to look good, always took forever to get dressed! So insecure..
His Best Friend: So, you broke her heart because she wanted to keep your eyes locked on her? She wanted you to see that you have the prettiest girl under your sleeve and not think otherwise? I see..
Boy: Oh.. Well.. She’d often call me or text me asking where I am, who I’m with, telling me not to smoke, not to drink. She’s so clingy!
His Best Friend: So, you broke her heart because she cares about your well being? Because she cares about you a lot? And her greatest fear is losing you. I see..
Boy: But.. Uhh.. Well, she’d always cry when I say something slightly mean. She can’t handle anything. She’s a crybaby!
His Best Friend: So, you broke her heart because she has feelings? And because she just wanted to hear you say you love her? I see..
Boy: I.. Well! You know, she’d get jealous easily. I could barely talk to other girls! She’s so annoying! I had to hide it from her so she wouldn’t bitch about it.
His Best Friend: So, you broke her heart because she just wanted you to commit to her? She thought you were faithful, but you lied so she could find out later and hurt even more? She just wanted the guy she loves the most to love only her. I see..
Boy: Well, she..
His Best Friend: You broke up with her because she’s good for you? She just wanted the best for you? She’s broken now because you were selfish. Are you proud?
Boy: I broke her heart.. Because I couldn’t see what was happening.. What happened to me?
His Best Friend: You lost the girl that loved you like no one else could. You see? You didn’t want her when all she ever wanted was you. THAT’S what happened.